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شوهر مهربون...
زن با عصبانیت پای تلفن :
"این موقع شب کدوم گوری هستی تو؟!"
مرد : "عزیزم ، اون فروشگاه طلافروشی رو یادته که از یه انگشتر الماس نشان ش خوشت اومده بود و گفتی برات بخرم،اما من اون روز پول نداشتم ولی بهت گفتم که روزی حتما این انگشتر مال تو میشه عزیزم...؟! "
زن با صدای ملایم و خوشحالی بسیار :
" بله عشقم..."
مرد :
"من تو رستوران بغل دستیش دارم شام میخورم!!!!!
- بازدید: 810
- تاریخ انتشار: سه شنبه ۱۸ آذر ۱۳۹۳ ساعت ۱۶:۳۵
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نظرات
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Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getLanguage() should not be called statically in /home/maahangc/public_html/libraries/joomla/factory.php on line 427
Strict Standards: Non-static method JFactory::getLanguage() should not be called statically in /home/maahangc/public_html/libraries/joomla/html/html.php on line 236
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